The Comic Relief



prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war


(via jessicreep)


[meticulously wraps my sandwich in tin foil and places it in my Spider-Man tin lunch box] That ought to stop the CIA from mind-controlling my sandwich.

(via imcarefullylistening)

how to win a fight in anime


1. fight rly hard

2. get the shit beat out of u and fall on the ground

3. get up slowly with blood dripping from ur mouth

4. crack a smile and say something about friends and not giving up

5. win. thats it u will automatically win after following steps 1-4

(via thisisntsatan)


do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via playerauditore)