The Comic Relief


I strongly encourage all of you to wear whatever the hell is going to make you feel good about yourself 

(via hollow-gram)


DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via readingwolf)


one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

(via bewbin)

  • Me at 3 am: Yes, sleeping in my nice bed is so peaceful and nice, so full of niceness, I love you California.
  • Tectonic plates: lol


i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

(via marinashutup)